Monday, August 20, 2007

Up-2-date Proverbs

After a week of internetless vacation (report coming up soon), partying, relaxing and being plain silly, I came back to my more or less wired reality. Unread emails, posts and tags - all hungry for fresh clicks. Among them I got this cheerful spam of Silicon proverbs:
  1. Home is where you hang your @
  2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
  4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks
  5. Great groups from little icons grow
  6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone
  7. C:\ is the root of all directories
  8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page
  9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
  10. The modem is the message
  11. Too many clicks spoil the browse
  12. The geek shall inherit the earth
  13. A chat has nine lives.
  14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
  15. Fax is stranger than fiction
  16. What boots up must come down
  17. Windows will never cease
  18. In Gates we trust
  19. Virtual reality is its own reward
  20. Modulation in all things
  21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted
  22. There's no place like home.com!
  23. Know what to expect before you connect
  24. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice
  25. Speed thrills
  26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks
Glad to see recycling goes all the way ;)

4 comments:

pina said...

Dobrodošla nazaj v virtualno realnost!

Cherry said...

Hvala.

Mislim, da sem svojo virtualno odsotnost pošteno nadoknadila že v nekaj dneh ;)

BigWhale said...

In Gates.. Eh?! Trust?

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

Cherry said...

I'm far from being Microsoft fan and am actually thinking of switching to Linux.

Good one with 127.0.0.1