Sunday, June 24, 2007

Saved by the TV

These days TV set is absolutely one of the most essential and necessary assets. It also presents:
  • the most popular thing to take on a deserted island,
  • the most common form of family entertainment,
  • the home of Teletubbies.
Lack of TV can cause rise of serious family problems, severe evening boredom syndrome or taking interest in bizarre hobbies. TV is vital source of information especially in critical situation such as:
  • alien attacks,
  • random politics,
  • boredom,
  • lack of social life and
  • various types of accidents/disasters.
The importance of TV is additionally proved by instructions on: "Signs for alarming in cases of natural and other* catastrophes" which clearly indicates that people without TV will probably not survive a major disaster. Feeling lucky?

Alarm instructions

* Other catastrophes include lack of beer, MTV fashion, turbo folk music and eating German food for more than 3 days.

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