One of my friends despises them, other is scared of them while I occasionally feed them. I actually find this little flying rats rather cute, even though they are kinda brainless. While two pigeons will fight upon a bread crum - sparrow will steal it away in a blink of an eye.
Still I don't digg pigeons the way those two do. Pigeon lady from Home alone ring a bell?
Today I'm collecting ideas for noise - to make myself a perfect playlist for jogging. Yes, that's right I said jogging. If someone would tell me as a teenager that I'll be jogging some day because I'll feel an urge to do so, I wouldn't call them mad. I'd proclaim them utterly insaine, stupid and blind. Running was a pain in the ass in primary school and most hurtful part of gym class in High school. The way I saw it voluntary running was only for sport freaks and idiots. I guess now life is taking it's chances to teach me the meaning of irony. I don't even want to imagine my lessons in 20 years.
To cut to the chase - I need noise to occupy my brain while running. Something loud and melodic with good rhythm and a lot of guitars. Feel free to drop a suggestion or two. If it's anything like this, you can bet I'll use it:
With a gloomy weather like we have today there's only one kind of music I want to listen to: Garbage. One of my all times favorite bands, you know the kind you never get tired listening to. Their music is irresistible and I'm sure charismatic singer Shirley Manson adds quite a lot to that factor. Before joining Garbage Shirley was a singer at Angelfish. Their video "Suffocate Me" was noticed by Steve Marker. Soon she became a lead singer for Garbage.
There were rumors about them splitting up but the official explanation was the band is only taking a break. In summer 2007 they released their "Best off" album so hopefully they'll continue doing the good job. Here's a garbage threesome of my all time favorites - enjoy it.
I've already written some recipes for recovery soups but this one is really special. Jota is Slovenian soup that can make you whole again after long night partying and also one of my favorite dishes. Well, to be honest I'm not completely sure it's Slovenian but if it's not...we really should claim it, steal the recipe and patent it like we did with Macedonian Ajvar.
Jota is one of those magic dishes that make you feel better even though you're not really sure why. Traditionally is it made with meat but I assure you it is just as delicious without it, It is all about the cabbage. So here is a recipe for vegetarian Jota - those of you meat lovers will probably want to add some smoked pork into it. Recipe is for 4 persons or one really huge Jota fan :)
You will need:
500 gr sauerkraut,
250 gr of cooked beans (you can soak dry ones and cook them but canned beans will also do),
Boil cabbage for about half an hour and boil the potatoes separately. After half an hour add salt, pepper, cooked potatoes beans, a table spoon of Vegeta and bay leafs.
Chop onion and garlic, heat up the oil, add a tablespoon of flour and stir it for a minute or two. Then add chopped onion, garlic and half a spoon of paprika spice.
Add all to Jota and cook for few more minutes... and enjoy your meal.
lady attacked by cocks (Ha! Someone was dissapointed :P)
about swyers syndrome (flattering will get you anywhere)
lucky seven
lust massage bars
making pizza fluffy
pizza making songs
how to make a good pizza
happy pizza,
recovery soup,
life is very unnecessary (maybe so but you get if for free ;)),
utube soft porn movies,
triglav spanking (kinky hikers?),
how to make money with conspiracy theories, (sell them to the US Government),
run down to the safety of the town but there's (wtf?).
So according to my stats my blog is found by vampires, nurse shaggers, pizza lovers, Facebook analyzers people with bizarre hobbies and causal and sex/porn seekers. Priceless :)
I swear there is a naughty elf, hiding somewhere in my room. When I'm not looking he is hiding my pencils, misplacing my CD's, upsetting my hamster and messing around with my computer.
I don't know much about action men but I do know MacGyver could probably make a bomb out of bird shit and some lunch left over. Chuck Norris on the other hand gives you the creeps without even moving a muscle. So if they were in the battle - who would win? It's almost like Superman vs. Batman - sure, my bets are with Superman but then again Batman really knows his style.
It's simply too much for me, so I'll let you decide - who is cooler, stronger and more powerful: DIY man MacGyver or scary stiff Chuck Norris? Here are some facts about them which are taken and copied from here, here and here, to help you decide.
Angus MacGyver (what a subtle name indeed) - the Brain
1. MacGyver was actually the creator of modern day baseball. He, by himself, was the only team to go undefeated for an entire season. Twice.
2. MacGyver used to be a professor, but was frustrated by the stupidity of young Chuck Norris, and thus had to quit...The one thing MacGyver never figured out.
3. MacGyver actually entered the first pilot show of Survivor, but was promptly banned for building a condo complete with remote controlled garage in the first hour.
4. Chuck Norris never could grow hair on his face or anywhere else, so he confronted MacGyver. MacGyver then created a contraption that allowed Chuck Norris to finally look like a man! This was considered the first sex change.
5. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give him a fishing pole, you'll feed him for life...Give MacGyver a spool of thread, a half bottle of bleach and a pizza crust and he'll create a life form similar to fish but capable of intelligent speech and advanced calculus.
6. The only reason the MacGyver show was ever canceled was because in the summer of 1991 MacGyver caused a worldwide shortage of duct tape.
7. MacGyver once fought with Chuck Norris, MacGyver won with Q-Tips, a cough drop, and an empty Powerade bottle. MacGyver photo source
Chuck Norris - the Pain
1. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
2. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
3. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
7. Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." Chuck Norris photo source
Rarely I have unexplainable desire for some food or drinks: it's just a moment when a picture pops up in your head: I need want to have some Cockta. For all of you who don't know what the hell am I talking about - Cockta is famous Slovenian soft drink - similar to Coca Cola only much better. It's quite delicious drink based on herbs with less bubbles and no caffeine.
In Yugoslavia it was advertised as "the drink of our and your youth" and had a nice logo with lady on it - the whole image of the drink was kind of Andy Warhole like, very pop-ish with fine taste of kitsch. Then they stole the lady image from us, leaving only the name and the drink. Foreign people usually don't like it so much because they expect Coca Cola (which is in my opinion only good for cleaning toilets and Mentos experiments). But obviously it intrigues some enough to write a post about it.
The reason why I am telling you all of this is that I couldn't buy one as the stores were already closed. Instead I had some tea and lots of chocolate which of course didn't help at all. I still want one. There is only one Cockta and nothing else can substitute it.
Nah, not really. After the amount of people I've seen around the stores past few days I think I'd rather listen to Tokio Hotel or see a Steven Seagal movie twice in a row than go shopping for clothes. People are buying winter clothes as if the ice age was approaching. Considering the global warming that could very much be the case, but since thick furry coat didn't seem to work out for the Mammoths I guess it's better to spend that money on something else (God forbid to save anything more than necessary).
Tada! Ok, One of the books is for my studies but the other is for pure pleasure.
Nancy Friday's: My Secret Garden is something every women should read at least once in her lifetime. I was lucky to get my hands on it as a teenager. I think the librarian never looked at me the same way after I borrowed it.
Chocolates are from Fair Trade shop in Ljubljana and I have to admit the first one was opened about 5 seconds after I left the store. Yummy!
I did kinda want to avoid chocolate for a while but having decided to finish my studies that's just impossible. I need nuts, I need chocolate, I need lots of tea, some coffee and a sauna. Ok, maybe I don't really need the sauna but it's still very nice. So here's my first book bite and that's not even 25% of stuff I have to read. If you see me talking to myself about some strange theories, that's probably the reason.
So what the hell am I doing here blogging on Friday night instead of grabbing one of those books? Aw fuck it! I'm taking the night off to watch a movie. She probably knows how good that feels.
